Let's Talk!

Appropriate reasons to reach out to me:

• You'd like me to come speak at an event.

• You'd like to book me for a comedy night.

• You'd like me to audition for a part in your movie.

• You'd like to hire me or get more information on my writing or acting.

• You'd like to party.

• You'd like to buy me a fancy dinner.

• You just need a friend.

• You're bored and your mom is still on the phone.

• You wanna play Fortnite.

• You'd like to book me to sing at your birthday concert.

• You wanna talk about Spider-Man.

• You want pictures of Spider-Man.

• You're stuck indoors and want to socialize.

Inappropriate reasons to reach out to me:

• You'd like to hire me as a bounty hunter. I don't do that anymore.